normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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