too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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