She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
is wine microwaveable?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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