nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This is classic penis vs brain.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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