just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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