It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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