i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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