is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
