I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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