whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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