love makes seman taste better
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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