I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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