I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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