the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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