Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
