So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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