Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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