i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I need a beard to bite.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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