your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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