You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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