We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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