A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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