he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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