she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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