Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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