His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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