More tranny stories later!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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