Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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