absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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