Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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