he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Quick, to the slutcave!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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