dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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