new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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