Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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