all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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