Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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