Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
