I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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