entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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