Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
