If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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