did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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