just come out here and I will go home with you...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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