I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
