he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
