its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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