Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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