you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I smell like Dick and happiness
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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