Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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