ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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