When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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