Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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