if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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