ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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