Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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