I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
